What would you as a personal shopper to buy for you online

Browsing the Daily Telegraph in the UK today I came across an article called 'Bizarre Buys'.

It lists 5 unusual items that personal shoppers have been asked to find online and is based on information provided by Offerssupermarket.co.uk

Here they are:

1. An attractive man with loads of money

2. 1979 wall calendar

3. A Time Machine

4. An air guitar

5. A servant

Sounds like the foundation for a good novel!